My neighbour's sweet young daughter in law drives their 2 yo granddaughter around in a car with a marijuana leaf air freshener swinging from her rear vision mirror.
Amy's kinder teacher's car looks like kittychan threw up in there. The entire interior is pink, lacy, frilly and emblazoned with pictures of the mouthless cat.
Neighbour A's 18 year old daughter's car on the other hand looks like she could rent it out as a mobile satanic altar. If it's not black it's dark purple. If it doesn't have a skull on it it has two. Or a cross. Or both and a dagger.
And that's just the cars I see regularly. Really, it seems anything goes here. I have seen curtains on the front passenger windows of a car, I've seen kids hanging out the windows, dogs being 'walked' behind k- trucks etc etc. I thought I'd seen it all.
Until this morning when I was stopped at a red light here in the village. Waiting to cross an intersection I was trying to make out what the car opposite had on their dash. It looked like not one but two boxes of tissues in furry tissue box covers.
Quite possible, really.
Until one of the tissue box covers moved.
And not in a bobble-head dash ornament kind of way.
It scratched itself.
That's when the light changed and as I passed the car I realised what I was looking at.
The guy had two cats basking in the sunshine on his dashboard as he drove around town at 8:30 in the morning.
As you do.
Or rather as you hopefully don't!